I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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You just won the game...

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

God is real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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