What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Gestapo.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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