how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What is worse than hell?

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Video Games

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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