- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

can't wait until the baby boomers die

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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