What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Society.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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