The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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weiner? balls

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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