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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

women

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

gay rights

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

ugh good riddance

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Knock knock What

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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