Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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c+t+c?

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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