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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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George Bush.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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A fat boy walked into a party

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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