ha.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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the real mccoy

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Lil' Wayne

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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