Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

The penn state football administration

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

joe diragi makes paul look straight

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

A baby seal walks into a club...

poop

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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