Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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women

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Do you need any assistance?

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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