Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Hello

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Chuck Norris

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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rape that shit

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