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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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