What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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