imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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