Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

a man walks into a bar it hurt

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Women

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

nine...eleven

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

K

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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