What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Pickles

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