I am really good at math debating

Blarg

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

MICHAEL

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

YOLO

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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