Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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