- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

It's your mother, open the door.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Yes. Just Yes.

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