How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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womens rights to vote

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Blarg

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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I am really good at math debating

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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MICHAEL

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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