There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Black Veil Brides.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Cold camel scrotum.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

YOLO MAH BROLO

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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