What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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God is real

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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what is stupid and reading this you

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you

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Your mom

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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How much is an abortion? A life

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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