What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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