Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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stop it ryan vallee

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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( o Y o )

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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