Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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who farted your mother

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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A black goes to college

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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