- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

math test 2=2

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

What abou three times

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Two women were sitting quietly.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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