Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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monkey sponge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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8===========D O:

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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