Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

How do magnets work?

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Chicken

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

123 Main street

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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