- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

gay rights

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

hey.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Teen pregnancy

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Chuck Norris died.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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