When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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