A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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BWAT

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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