What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

A black man walks into a book store.

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A jew went to Germany.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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This is my joke. funny

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

what is stupid and reading this you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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