What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Gestapo.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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:-)book

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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