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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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