A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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