Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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robin, get in the car.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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anne hatthaway

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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