What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

women's rights.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Jared Gough is a slut

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

A Black Man walks into a bar...

MICHAEL

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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