What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Chuck Norris.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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