- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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