Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Women's Rights

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

What is worse than hell?

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Anti Joke

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