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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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