Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Knock knock What

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Did you know?

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What is next?

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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