Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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