- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Du bist mein Kampf

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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