Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Men's rights.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Your mom

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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