- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Is this a chair?

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's up? The sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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