What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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no

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Knock knock What

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Why? Because!

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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