- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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