Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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imadewords

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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