Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Matty B

asian drivers.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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