My mom caught me masturbating.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Black Veil Brides.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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