Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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