- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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