What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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