- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Knock knock What

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

whats really hot the sun

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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