chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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i eat poop

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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