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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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