whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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9/11

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Garry Glitters on here

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Poop

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Womens Rights.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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