Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

wanna hear a joke. i do to

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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