- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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