Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Hello

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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