- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Barack Obama

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

The Bible

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The 19th Amendment

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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