A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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