- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Chuck Norris

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

lick my ballsack.... ok

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

FAP

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

rape that shit

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Asians

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

OBAMA

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