What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

what is big and white? the moon

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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