A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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