Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Anti Joke

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