sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Penis-Pump

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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How did th-A fridge.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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