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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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