- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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