Why? Because!

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Anti jokes.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

The Bible

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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