Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Nobody cares.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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