- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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