roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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asparagus

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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