- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??