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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

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